from Mark Dice:
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Libertarian Pilgrims Set Sail For Argentina In Search Of A Better Life
from The Babylon Bee:
PORTSMOUTH, NH β Immediately after Argentinians did the unthinkable and elected an actual libertarian to an actual political office, a shipful of libertarian immigrants was seen departing a New Hampshire port Monday morning “in search of a better life in the New World of Argentina.”
The libertarian pilgrims say they hope to find the freedom and liberty America once offered in the strange new country. They boarded theΒ U.S.S. MemeflowerΒ with all their goods and possessions β consisting mostly of video games and weed β this morning and set sail for their new life.
San Francisco Mayor Reminds Everyone To Get Their Christmas Shoplifting Done Early
from The Babylon Bee:
SAN FRANCISCO, CA β With Christmas just around the corner, Mayor London Breed of San Francisco encouraged residents to get their shoplifting done early this year.
“Hard to believe the looting season is already upon us!” said Mayor Breed. “We are encouraging all residents to begin shoplifting for Christmas before everything, including the stores themselves, are shuttered and gone!”
THIS NEW VIDEO GAME IS GOING TO MAKE DEMOCRATS FURLOUS! π
from Mark Dice:
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Communist Dictator Welcomes President Xi
from The Babylon Bee:
SAN FRANCISCO, CA β On the freshly scented avenues of San Francisco, a summit was held today between one of the most feared communist dictators in the world and President Xi.
“Glorious, Most Excellent Chairman, meet President Xi,” said aides as Gavin Newsom shook hands with President Xi. “Please allow us to escort you through the streets of our communist utopia, freshly cleaned of poo and poors.”
FUN FUN FUN
from Paul Joseph Watson:
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SOMETHING VERY STRANGE IS GOING ON WITH RON DESANTIS
from Mark Dice:
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I’M TIRED OF IT!
from Mark Dice:
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SOMETHING’S WRONG WITH THE NEW SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE
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Daily Wire vs DISNEY?! Britney Spears had an ABORTION?!
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We’re Being Manipulated in Ways Most People Canβt Even Imagine!
from Mark Dice:
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Henry Kissinger Makes Stunning Admission As His Life Nears the End
from Mark Dice:
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Hamas Terrorist Added To Panel Of βThe Viewβ
from The Babylon Bee:
NEW YORK, NY β In a controversial decision, producers of the popular daytime talk showΒ The ViewΒ announced the show will be adding a Hamas terrorist to its panel of hosts.
“This should really heat things up on the panel,” said co-host Sunny Hostin. “With this member of Hamas being added to the lineup, viewers should definitely expect some explosive conversations. Wait, sorry, that’s probably a poor choice of words. What I mean is they will take the attention of our viewers captive. No, sorry, don’t print that. What I’m really trying to say is that this new member of the panel won’t be afraid to unload on every topic with both barrels. No, sorry. Never mind. I’m sorry.”
The SPY who POISONED me
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