from The Babylon Bee:
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—BLM organizers celebrated the verdict of the Chauvin trial this week. In a touching and healing gesture, they have offered to rebuild the wreckage of Minneapolis and return all looted items back to their owners.
“We did what we came to do,” said one BLM organizer. “Now we have achieved perfect justice and our work here is completed. We are looking forward to being a part of reconciliation and healing moving forward.”