from The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Children sitting at the kids’ table during Kamala Harris’s family Thankgiving dinner were confused and “a little frightened” as she gave a speech urging them not to “let anyone steal your power,” sources confirmed Thursday.
Harris gave the rousing address after parking herself on a small Little Tikes chair next to the youngsters, her “sixth or seventh” glass of cabernet in hand.