from The Babylon Bee:
SAN FRANCISCO, CA β On the freshly scented avenues of San Francisco, a summit was held today between one of the most feared communist dictators in the world and President Xi.
“Glorious, Most Excellent Chairman, meet President Xi,” said aides as Gavin Newsom shook hands with President Xi. “Please allow us to escort you through the streets of our communist utopia, freshly cleaned of poo and poors.”