Saturday, November 26, 2022

Democrats Worried Republicans May Take Lead Beyond Margin Of Cheating

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from The Babylon Bee:

U.S. — As Republicans continue to expand their leads in polling across the country, Democrats are worried that the leads may soon grow beyond the normal margin of Democrat cheating.

“Yeah, normally our big-city vote harvesting machines and slimy election procedures are good for a bump of a few percentage points, but Republican poll numbers may have even grown beyond that,” said a visibly nervous DNC Chair Jaime Harrison, (they/them). “I don’t understand why people care more about feeding their kids than they do about voting in literal mega-MAGA, far-right, Nazi, alt-right, white supremacist, Nazi, fascist-adjacent Nazis. It could be the end of democracy!”

Media Trolled by Fake Fired Twitter Moonbats

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from Moonbattery:

Like their audience, liberal establishment journalists are eager to believe anything that reinforces their preconceived notions — so eager that they are easy to punk. Tell these propagandists what they want the world to hear, and that is all you will need in the way of credentials:

This guy could be on the level, with his husband and wife, and his denunciation of “Nazis” who don’t want male perverts in women’s locker rooms. It is San Francisco, after all. But no, he was trolling — and he wasn’t alone:

IS THIS WEIRD?

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from Paul Joseph Watson:

TRUTH LIVES on at https://sgtreport.tv/

PayPal Automatically Pulls $2,500 In Reparations From All White People’s Accounts

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from The Babylon Bee:

SAN JOSE, CA — Last week, PayPal faced backlash after including verbiage in its Acceptable Use Policy that allowed the company to fine users $2,500 for “misinformation.” While the company has said that the verbiage was posted “in error” and they never intended to fine users for misinformation, the online community has spotted additional fine print allowing PayPal to levy $2,500 fees against white people for reparations.