from The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have reacted with outrage and fury that President Trump could force Haitians to leave the evil, racist country known as the United States.

In the wake of the Supreme Court ruling that ends temporary deportation protection for many Haitians, Senator Chuck Schumer lambasted Trump for planning to force thousands of migrants out of the horrible U.S. and back to the peaceful, wonderful country of Haiti.

“Trump would send these people back to the paradise known as Haiti, and we won’t stand for it,” said Schumer. “This radical, Trump-owned Supreme Court has just made way for the President to make hundreds of thousands of people leave the worst country on planet earth, otherwise known as America. These dear Haitians will be forced to leave this oppressive, awful society filled with racism and inequality and go to the utopia of Haiti. It’s an absolute travesty.”