from The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The reign of terror perpetrated by the Trump administration looked to continue this week, with Democrats and Republicans alike going into panic as President Donald Trump looked to bring the world to the brink of peace.
Just over three weeks into his term, Trump reported that he had spoken to both Russian President Vladimir Putin and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to initiate negotiations and finally bring much-needed peace to the region, causing American politicians to sound the alarm.
Vindictiveness and hate were not the reasons my smile turned into overt joy as I watched the Baier-Harris interview unfold. My love for God and country was rewarded by seeing Kamala broadcast to the world just how radically dark and sinister her heart really is. She meant this to be an all-out Trump bashing session, but she had no glue to make her lying trash stick to the Fox media wall. Once again, what she meant for evil turned out for much good. Her every response drilled a gaping hole in the hull of her already listing ship.
