from The Babylon Bee:

NEW YORK, NY — In a controversial decision, producers of the popular daytime talk show The View announced the show will be adding a Hamas terrorist to its panel of hosts.

“This should really heat things up on the panel,” said co-host Sunny Hostin. “With this member of Hamas being added to the lineup, viewers should definitely expect some explosive conversations. Wait, sorry, that’s probably a poor choice of words. What I mean is they will take the attention of our viewers captive. No, sorry, don’t print that. What I’m really trying to say is that this new member of the panel won’t be afraid to unload on every topic with both barrels. No, sorry. Never mind. I’m sorry.”