by Harambe, Not The Bee:
Like many major Democratic-run metropolitan centers, New York City is currently suffering from a crippling wave of retail theft. Major employers are pulling out, entire aisles are being put under lock and key, store owners are just desperate to stop the costly stealing.
The city government, meanwhile, this week launched “a comprehensive plan to combat retail theft” throughout the boroughs, and man, they’re really pulling out all the stops:
