by Karl Denninger, Market Ticker:
More than 207 people died and hundreds more injured after six nearly simultaneous explosions struck three churches and three luxury hotels in and just outside of Sri Lanka’s capital on Easter Sunday. They were followed hours later by two more blasts.
“Explosions” struck said churches. Not terrorists — it’s an “incident”, you see, not a terrorist attack and by God, it was “explosions” that struck churches, not terrorist nutjobs with bombs.