by Geoffrey Grinder, Now The End Begins:

Elon Musk, billionaire founder of Neuralink, said the first human received an implant from the brain-chip startup on Sunday and is recovering well, in a post on social media platform X on Monday.

Elon Musk has achieved fame and riches untold through the use of cutting-edge technology assisted by artificial intelligence, and today he announced on X that his company Neuralink has successfully implanted the brain of the very first human. Wow, to infinity and beyond, eh? Well, not so fast. My dime store King James Bible, last updated in the year 96 AD, is still way ahead of anything he has or will invent. That new brain chip? Get in line, bucko, we know what that’s all about.