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Trump Declares Lockdown Will Be Lifted For Everyone Except Hollywood Celebrities

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from The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump has announced a plan to reopen the economy and lift the states’ quarantines on the citizens, but his plan applies only to regular Americans. Elite, Hollywood celebrities will remain quarantined indefinitely.

The president said the lockdown on smug, annoying Hollywood celebrities will continue indefinitely “for the good of the nation.”