by Caitlin Johnstone, Caitlin Johnstone:
A slumbering giant began to stir and awaken.
“Something’s wrong,” he mumbled.
“Now, now, just you relax,” said a small voice. “Everything’s fine.”
The giant cracked an eye open to find a small man in a lab coat holding a needle and syringe half his size.
“I need to get up,” said the giant. “It feels like something’s wrong.”