from The Babylon Bee:
VENTURA, CA—Local physician Dr. Greg E. Meade was arrested and charged with endangering the public health after he prescribed a patient fresh air and sunshine.
“You know what the best thing for you to do right now is to go outside, get some fresh air, and enjoy the sunshine,” the dangerous madman told a patient. “Walk around, breathe in deep, take in the sun. It’ll do you some good.”