Wednesday, February 24, 2021

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‘We’ll Take Good Care Of These,’ Says Mitch McConnell While Placing Impeachment Articles In Special Rectangular Filing Bin

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from The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After yesterday’s solemn impeachment procession across the Capitol Rotunda, a procession that was accompanied by 37 elephants, 42 jugglers, three fire sword-swallowers, and one tiny clown car, Mitch McConnell took possession of the articles of impeachment.

McConnell promised to take good care of the impeachment articles, solemnly vowing to place them in a very special rectangular filing bin reserved for impeachment proceedings.