Sunday, January 24, 2021

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Congress Votes To Use One Ring Of Power To Solve Current Crisis

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from The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a mysterious Ring of Power fell into the lap of the United States Congress, the legislative body has voted to use the One Ring to solve our current crisis.

There was a lengthy council that went on for many hours, or approximately 50 transcript pages, to determine whether the Ring should be destroyed or used for good. There were also several breaks for various meals, like second breakfast, and lots of singing.