Monday, September 26, 2022

TRUMP TO BE ARRESTED?

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from Mark Dice:

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Sneaky Parents Dress Son Up As A Girl On First Day Of School So Teachers Will Show Him How To Be A Boy

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from The Babylon Bee:

PORTLAND, OR — Local parents Cindy and Bob Conners have devised a clever plan to protect their son from gender indoctrination at school. During the first week, they are dressing up their 7-year-old son as a girl so that teachers will encourage him to challenge gender stereotypes and act like a boy.

“You gotta play 4D Chess with these teachers,” said Mr. Conners. “I’m hoping this trick will ensure our son is still a son at the end of the school year.”

Cheney, Kinzinger Confident They Nailed MSNBC Audition

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from The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the first round of January 6th hearings coming to a close, Representatives Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney are feeling great about their audition to become MSNBC anchors.

“I don’t want to get my hopes up too much, but I think I nailed it,” said Mr. Kinzinger. “Feel like I’ve really gotten down that perfect combination of keeping a veneer of professionalism while showing nothing but total disdain for others.”

BYE BYE DR. FAUCI 😂

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from Mark Dice:

TRUTH LIVES on at https://sgtreport.tv/

Migrants Decline Newsom’s Offer Of Asylum In CA Since They Just Came From A Collapsing Communist Hellhole With No Electricity

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from The Babylon Bee:

MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA — This week, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis flew 50 migrants to an affluent island in Massachusetts to highlight the struggles of border states whose resources are buckling amid soaring numbers of undocumented immigrants. Progressives have labeled the action as “cruel” and “heartless,” but when California governor Gavin Newsom volunteered asylum for the migrants in his own state, they declined the offer since they had only recently escaped a collapsing communist state without electricity.