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San Francisco Mayor Reminds Everyone To Get Their Christmas Shoplifting Done Early
from The Babylon Bee:
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — With Christmas just around the corner, Mayor London Breed of San Francisco encouraged residents to get their shoplifting done early this year.
“Hard to believe the looting season is already upon us!” said Mayor Breed. “We are encouraging all residents to begin shoplifting for Christmas before everything, including the stores themselves, are shuttered and gone!”
Daily Wire vs DISNEY?! Britney Spears had an ABORTION?!
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Libertarian Pilgrims Set Sail For Argentina In Search Of A Better Life
from The Babylon Bee:
PORTSMOUTH, NH — Immediately after Argentinians did the unthinkable and elected an actual libertarian to an actual political office, a shipful of libertarian immigrants was seen departing a New Hampshire port Monday morning “in search of a better life in the New World of Argentina.”
The libertarian pilgrims say they hope to find the freedom and liberty America once offered in the strange new country. They boarded the U.S.S. Memeflower with all their goods and possessions — consisting mostly of video games and weed — this morning and set sail for their new life.
JOY REID ATTACKS WHITE CHRISTIANS OVER TRUMP’S IOWA VICTORY
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The Truth About Thanksgiving Liberals Don’t Want To Hear
from Mark Dice:
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Communist Dictator Welcomes President Xi
from The Babylon Bee:
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — On the freshly scented avenues of San Francisco, a summit was held today between one of the most feared communist dictators in the world and President Xi.
“Glorious, Most Excellent Chairman, meet President Xi,” said aides as Gavin Newsom shook hands with President Xi. “Please allow us to escort you through the streets of our communist utopia, freshly cleaned of poo and poors.”
TRUMP’S BIGGEST CRITIC HAVING A CHANGE A HEART! 😂
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THIS NEW VIDEO GAME IS GOING TO MAKE DEMOCRATS FURLOUS! 😂
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I’M TIRED OF IT!
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I Spoke with Elon Musk Yesterday (Seriously) – Here’s What Happened
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Daily Wire’s NEW film! Christmas is TOO White?! + More
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‘I Just Don’t Know Where We Went Wrong,’ Contemplates Sports Illustrated Executive In Front Of Framed Covers Of Obese, Trans Swimsuit Models
from The Babylon Bee:
NEW YORK, NY — After sending a company-wide email to notify all of its staff that they were being laid off, a top executive at iconic publication Sports Illustrated contemplated how things turned out so wrong as he stood in front of framed covers of obese and trans swimsuit models.
“I just don’t know where things went south,” said Jack Weber. “Did we not get woke enough? Should we have featured trans models even earlier? Was the heavy woman we put on the cover not heavy enough? What was it? Maybe we should’ve given more consideration to plastering the Pride flag on our cover back in June. I was certain we signaled the appropriate amount of virtue for every possible cause and movement out there. It just makes no sense.”
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
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