Saturday, April 20, 2024

FUN FUN FUN

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from Paul Joseph Watson:

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SOMETHING VERY STRANGE IS GOING ON WITH RON DESANTIS

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from Mark Dice:

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I’M TIRED OF IT!

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from Mark Dice:

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SOMETHING’S WRONG WITH THE NEW SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE

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from Mark Dice:

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Hamas Terrorist Added To Panel Of ‘The View’

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from The Babylon Bee:

NEW YORK, NY — In a controversial decision, producers of the popular daytime talk show The View announced the show will be adding a Hamas terrorist to its panel of hosts.

“This should really heat things up on the panel,” said co-host Sunny Hostin. “With this member of Hamas being added to the lineup, viewers should definitely expect some explosive conversations. Wait, sorry, that’s probably a poor choice of words. What I mean is they will take the attention of our viewers captive. No, sorry, don’t print that. What I’m really trying to say is that this new member of the panel won’t be afraid to unload on every topic with both barrels. No, sorry. Never mind. I’m sorry.”

FBI Stops By Antifa Riot To Ask If They’ve Seen Any Dangerous MAGA Around

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from The Babylon Bee:

LOS ANGELES — According to sources, federal agents confronted a group of Antifa rioters who were in the middle of burning down a courthouse so they could ask them if they’d seen any dangerous MAGA around.

“Hey friends, you see any of them dangerous MAGA around?” a special agent later identified as David Friedkin reportedly asked while attempting to shield his face from the blaze. “It is imperative that we find them before they do something dangerous like calmly walk inside a federal building or vote for the wrong presidential candidate.”

I BROKE FOX NEWS! 😂 (NOW I’M BANNED FOR LIFE)

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from Mark Dice:

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Trudeau Attempts To Distract From Nazi Controversy By Growing Cool New Mustache

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from The Babylon Bee:

OTTAWA — After an embarrassing incident in which the Canadian government honored a Nazi SS veteran in parliament, Canada’s dictator Justin Trudeau attempted to distract from the controversy by unveiling some cool new facial hair.

“If there’s anything that has been a real asset to me in my career, it’s my beautiful Cuban hair,” said Trudeau to official state media reporters. “Canadians will swoon when they see my sexy new mustache and all will be forgiven! Wenn du wie die Sonne strahlen willst, musst du zuerst so brennen!”

Uh-Oh: Vials Of Mysterious Substance At Wuhan Lab Labeled ‘Save For 2024 Election’

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from The Babylon Bee:

WUHAN – Well, this can’t be good: an investigative journalist – a real one, not a “journalist” who complains about pronouns in videogames on Twitter – managed to infiltrate the Wuhan Institute of Virology. What they saw concerned them: for one thing, there appeared to be multiple vials of a mysterious substance, all of them labeled “Save for 2024 election.”