by Charles Cornish-Dale, Alex Jones Live:
New research suggests as many as 1 in 4 adults in some states carry antibodies for a meat allergy
There are only two things that scare me, dear reader, and one of them is nuclear war.
The other? Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
Truth be told, I’m actually not scared of nuclear war—I was born in 1987, barely two years before the Wall fell—and it’s a long time since I’ve been anywhere near a circus.
Here are some things that do scare me. I’m not one for enclosed spaces, and I have a recurring nightmare about being forced to watch people eat with their mouths open, smacking their lips and sending half-chewed fragments of food spinning through the air and into my face. I wake up in a cold sweat every time. Worst of all, though, by far, is the fear that I myself might never be able to eat meat again. I shudder just to think of it.