from The Babylon Bee:
It’s that time of year again – when the mystic oracles at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2023 be better than this year? You decide!
January 1 – Millions set out to read their entire Bible
January 4 – Dozens still reading their entire Bible
January 6 – AOC dies again of PTSD after recounting her death on January 6