by Gemma O’Doherty, Gemma O’Doherty’s Substack:
Plane stuffed with Jews attacked by jihadist pilot at 33,000 feet? Fire all the crisis actors. It’s an Auschwitz-grade whopper with a plot funnier than the movie ‘Airplane’
We needn’t read beyond the first five words of the latest viral air scare to see that it reeks of the usual fakery and some of the worst crisis acting we’ve seen in a while. The fact that the stage prop plane was stuffed with Jews (IDF graduates) means the chutzpah is next level and we’re dealing with Auschwitz-grade whoppers. When you see a headline that reads ‘passengers foil bid to crash’, autohoax it immediately because we know when the media hawk fairytales like this, they are always lying. No passengers foiled any bid to do anything because there was no attempted hijacking to begin with. The spoof movie ‘Airplane’ has a more credible plot.
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So the comedy goes as follows: On a Flydubai flight from Dubai to Tel Aviv, one pilot stabbed the other and tried to crash the plane. It started to nosedive and ‘plunged 14,000 feet in 37 seconds’. Oddly, the oxygen masks failed to deploy because the directors forgot to put that bit in the film. They recycled the 9/11 ‘Let’s Roll’ fairytale and pretended the passengers burst into the cockpit to save the pilot and the flight while the plane was in an almost vertical descent. As with the Twin Towers hoax, they forgot to consult the laws of physics when they were making this one up. Things that definitely never happened.
Then it gets really fun. Cue the plumber hero with no flying experience who managed to become an expert pilot on the spot and take the plane out of certain oblivion. Don’t choke from laughing when you read this:
The ketchup-smeared saviour of the day is a certain Yaniv Hayun. He stormed the cockpit, put the stabber in a chokehold, dragged him off the controls and then grabbed them himself, pulling the plane back on course. He said he knew how to do all of this because he watches a TV series about air crashes called Mayday. And I have a bridge to sell you in the Sahara.
Here he is showing his Heinz-soaked sock to Satanyahu, as you do. Could they not have tidied him up a bit before he met the Crime Minister? No, they had to have the ketchup all over him still to prove it really did happen in the way Jackie Kennedy kept her dress on for hours for the cameras to show the useless goy her ‘husband’ really was murdered. LOL.
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