by Susan Duclos, All News Pipeline:
As crazy as the news has been of late, we may just have to start a weekly series, showing real news stories that are so unbelievably crazy that one could be forgiven for thinking we have all fallen into the alternate reality world of the “Twilight Zone.”
Below are a few examples of such news, where in and of themselves, they do not justify a whole article, but seen together as part of the news cycle on any given week, truly makes one wonder if the whole world has gone mad.
From the media’s apparent gender confusion, to a girl forced to leave the woman’s locker room until the “transgender” boy is finished after she complained she was uncomfortable being stared at by the boy, to Democrat presidential candidates that “eat dirt,” fantasize about killing children, and one that admits to watching porn with his mother, we have a cornucopia of insane news to share with readers.
Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
BORN A WOMAN, CHANGING INTO A MAN, HAS BABY, HAILED AS PREGNANT TRANSGENDER ‘MAN’
Born with a vagina, taking testosterone to transition into a man, gets pregnant, and the media headlines call her/him/it a pregnant transgender “man.” I kid you not, multiple news outlets breathlessly reported that a “man” gave birth, despite the fact that the “man” was biologically a woman, with a uterus and a vagina.
Texas local San Antonio news describes the couple as “Two San Antonio men say their relationship grew quickly after one of them got pregnant,” and while I should embed that video of them telling their story, I would rather embed a reaction video from someone that, like this writer,” thinks this is just another example of a world gone mad. Language warning, but worth watching because his reaction is much like mine was when watching the original news clip.
TEXAS DEM PROPOSAL: FINE MEN $100 EACH TIME THEY MASTURBATE
I thought this one was satire when I first read the headline, and it is CNN, so had to double, then triple check to make sure it wasn’t fake news, but sure enough, a Texas Democrat, Rep. Jessica Farrar, is proposing a bill that she knows will go nowhere, but she thinks the bill is making some type of point.
Farrar has long been an advocate of women’s health in a state that has made it extremely difficult for women to get abortions. And the bill, by pointing out a sexist double standard, is meant to shine a light on the obstacles women deal with when it comes to their health care.
First, abortion is not “healthcare.” Second, masturbation, and I cannot even believe I am writing this, has nothing to do with “healthcare.” Third….. never mind…… The world truly has gone mad.
GIRL HAS TO LEAVE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM FOR TRANSBOY
A Pennsylvania high school girl was in the girls locker room, heard a man’s voice, turned and found a boy, wearing girls underwear (which she says she could see what was underneath), staring at her while she was putting on her pants. She was informed her only recourse was for her to leave the locker room until he was finished because he “identifies” as a female.
Via the New American website “The girl’s family has since obtained legal representation and has filed a complaint with the U.S. Department of Education’s Civil Rights Division. Her lawyers have also ‘posted a video online (below) along with their complaint alleging the school’s policy on transgender use of locker rooms violated the girl’s civil rights.”
DEM PREZ CANDIDATE ROBERT FRANCIS O’ROURKE ATE DIRT & FANTASIZED OF KILLING CHILDREN
While the democrat presidential field is expanding there are a couple of candidates and that deserve some special scrutiny. One of those is Robert Francis O’Rourke, who calls himself “Beto,” and who lost his senatorial bid for Texas to Ted Cruz. He has recently admitted that after losing to Cruz, he visited New Mexico, and decided to “eat dirt,” that supposedly had regenerative powers, and then brought some home for his family to eat as well.
This feeling pervaded everything in my life, yet the first few months after realizing my goal, I had done nothing. Then one day, as I was driving home from work, I noticed two children crossing the street. They were happy, happy to be free from their troubles. I knew, however, that this happiness and sense of freedom were much too overwhelming for them. This happiness was mine by right. I had earned it in my dreams. As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head. My dream was abruptly ended when I heard a loud banging on the front window. It was an old man, who was using his cane to awaken me. He might have been a witness to my act of love. I was not sure, nor did I care. It was simply ecstasy. As I drove home, I envisioned myself committing more of these “acts of love”, and after a while, I had no trouble carrying them out.
Yes, this is a democrat presidential candidate.
DEM PREZ CANDIDATE HICKENLOOPER WATCHED PORN WITH HIS MOTHER
Speaking of democrat presidential candidates, they also have John Hickenlooper, a man who admits that when he was college aged, he took his mother…. yes, his mother, to see the pornographic movie “Deep Throat.” He claims that at 18 he didn’t know what an X-rated movie was.
They stayed to watch the entire movie together.
HEARTWARMING, BEAUTIFUL VIDEO BRINGS OUT THE CRAZY IN LIBS
A Tennessee soldier came home after 10 months stationed away, surprises his nine year old son by jumping in as a sparring partner in his taekwondo class. The kid is blindfolded and sparring with his teacher when the father replaces the teacher and when the kid recognizes his fathers voice and rips off the blindfold and realizes it is his dad, he barrels into him, crying.