TROLLING IS FUN! (Should I Write for #SNL? Naaaaahhhhh!) #NewQ


from Neon Revolt:

First thing’s first – Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there! (I started writing this on Father’s day, okay? The Qdrops didn’t stop!) Your job is more important than you could possibly know! Your families, and as a result the nation, prospers because of your strength and dedication!

(And no, single moms, you don’t get to steal their thunder. You already had your day. KEK).

Second thing: MAJOR CORRECTION, in case you missed the update to the last article.

I was late to the Qdrops, so I didn’t see today’s confirmation of Sohale Siddiqi’s identity until after I had published. How could I have missed it! I read through all the drops as they were happening, this morning!

Except, I use to catch the drops before heading to the boards.

And just happened to miss this oooooone post this ooooooone time. So it was not with the others when I read through them this morning, and didn’t appear until I did a page refresh – even as new drops were still arriving on the page in realtime:

I am, however, still really frustrated with this revelation, because the Siddiqi lead seemingly violated two rules Q gave us:

No facial hair, and search Hussein Admin.

Siddiqi never worked for the Obama Administration, AFAIK, and every single friggin’ of the guy of him is with that beard of his.

So yes, in my mind, that disqualified him from the mystery man mustache running, because it looked like two flagrant rule violations of what Q said. In the meantime, I doggedly pursued the Vali Nasr lead, much to the chagrin of many anons. but it’s worth noting that I still uncovered a lot of information that was very incriminating, when looked at through the lens of understanding the Government was being infiltrated and subverted by the Muslim Brotherhood.

So let’s review that briefly:

  • Nasr is from Iran.
  • He’s the architect of the Iran deal.
  • He worked for Obama’s State Department’s Foreign Affairs Policy Board.
  • Worked for the Council on Foreign Relations.
  • He traveled outside the US with his Iranian passport.
  • He wrote books advocating intervention is Syria.

Come ON! That guys just HAS to be Muslim Brotherhood! No way he’s not in on all of it! Too many “coincidences.” And as we all know, #NoCoincidences.

Meanwhile, Siddiqi… he’s a recovering drug addict and worked at a community theater in Seattle with all the other bugchasers, as far as I can tell.

So I hope my readers see why I went down the wrong rabbit-hole.

But I still don’t get it, Q!! I don’t get it one bit!

I’m getting flashbacks to the time Q posted that photoshopped Antifa flag.. Although, that one might have been intentional (false flag? Come on). Moments like this, Q… where you show us something that YOU should know is false, or otherwise breaks some rule or guideline YOU gave us, make even the most hardcore among us doubt.

(It’s not a dealbreaker for me, Q, but it’s putting a lot of stress on our relationship here).

Still, gotta roll with what #QAnon says, and since he’s saying Saddiqi is our target. I’m going to roll with that to the best of my ability. Maybe new information will fill in the gaps in my current understanding – but nothing has done that just yet.

Alright, let’s get into the Qdrops:

Looks like /ourguy/ Rowdy Gowdy has finally been uncaged!

GOP will hit FBI, DOJ with 'full arsenal of constitutional weapons' if they don't comply with subpoena, Gowdy warns

House Oversight Chairman Trey Gowdy, R-SC, told Fox News Sunday that House Speaker Paul Ryan led meeting Friday night with members of the DOJ and FBI and made it clear that “there’s going to be action on the floor of the House this week if FBI and DOJ do not comply with our subpoena request.”


House Oversight Committee Chairman Trey Gowdy told “Fox News Sunday” that House Speaker Paul Ryan led a meeting Friday night with senior members of the DOJ and FBI, and made it clear that “there’s going to be action on the floor of the House this week if FBI and DOJ do not comply with our subpoena request.”

Republicans have accused the DOJ and FBI of stonewalling and intentionally impeding their investigation, despite the agencies’ claims that fulfilling the request requires a careful review of the sensitive documents.

Gowdy told “Fox News Sunday” that “the full panoply of constitutional weapons available to the people’s house” are on the table, including contempt of Congress.

“I don’t want the drama; I want the documents,” Gowdy added.

I appreciate the sentiments, but can we please choose anons that can type in complete sentences, free of ebonics in the future?

Anyway, it’s telling that they’re lumping Rosenstein and Wray together, when we’ve been told repeatedly to “Trust Wray.” All part of the “movie.”

Okay, Q is claiming the Google photos from the 15th are undeniable proof… but proof of what, exactly?

Uh… maybe I’m missing something, but I’m not sure this provided “undeniable proof” of anything. I can think of lots of scenarios where someone could get on to the Google Campus with something that looks like a visitor pass, and take a picture of a bicycle.

Yeah – we know that #TheCabal had their private little e-mail server, and yeah, if we work off the assumption that Trump now has it in his posession, it’s not hard to see why ES would want to negotiate… but how do the photos connect to that (other than it being Google-related)?

Sorry Q, I’m just not seeing how this constitutes a proof here.

As for sharing what you already know (legally)?

You can declassify, or you can get someone to testify.

Q reiterates his Access Kills post.

I’m sure he’s trying to remind us of his “undeniable proof” – and you all know I’m the number one Q cheerleader here – but I’m still not seeing the connection.

And this is the big post; the one that made me amend my last article. The one I’m still baffled about because to arrive at this conclusion, anons had to ignore Q’s previous instructions.

Really, the only credible thing that’s been found on him so far is this, from one anon:

So, Siddiqi’s father was an arms dealer in Pakistan and London, working with Mika Brzenski’s father, National Security Adviser Zbigniew Brzezinski in the 1980’s, on a secret CIA/ISI program called SOVMAT, that involved buying weapons from Eastern Europe and China, through shell corporations.

Anon here theorizes that Obama’s 3-week visit to Karachi in 1981 is the source of the soon-to-be-released AK pic, where he may be shooting either a flag, or an American citizen.

Wow. And here I thought I couldn’t be surprised any more.

Ah, okay, so this is the video clip that “EbonicsAnon” above was trying to reference.

Here’s a clickable link:

Seriously, don’t skip it. Watch it.

If you listen to it, Bartiromo asks Nunes why the Strzok text regarding “stopping Trump” didn’t appear until the IG report, which other texts did. Nunes wants to know why, to, because he’s wondering if higher ups are trying to cover this thing up, or clean it out.

And he’ll get his answer when Horowitz and Wray testify in front of Congress…


Fireworks expected as DOJ watchdog Horowitz, FBI boss Wray face Senate Judiciary for hearing

FBI Director Christopher Wray and Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz are expected to be the centers of attention Monday when they testify before the Senate Judiciary Committee on Horowitz’s bombshell report on the FBI’s investigation of Hillary Clinton’s personal email server.


Of course, we already have a pretty good idea of what’s going to happen as a result of this, and what that will lead to – the release of an unedited/unredacted IG report – as per the steps Q laid out for us before.

Hear that? #POTUS is talking to you!

Ah, here’s the confirmation:

This is just the beginning.

Though I’m wondering if Q is mentioning Barcelona for a specific reason. Setting up a past to prove a future, so to speak. Wouldn’t be surprised.

But yes, even Europe is starting to wake up. Italy is rejecting migrants and refugees now, which is really, really good because:

And it looks like Frau Merkel herself might be out in a matter of days!

German Chancellor Angela Merkel 'could be ousted by next week' as her own MPs say struggle to form coalition may 'diminish her authority'

GERMAN Chancellor Angela Merkel could be ousted by the end of next week, it has been sensationally claimed. The German leader said that she is ready to fight an election re-run after her bid to for…


The Cabal’s mad experiment know as the European Project is crashing down, as more countries weigh the benefits and commit to leaving! And it is glorious!


Now… this is a link to a heavily edited speech Obama gave in Belgium some years back.

Here’s the a link to the full speech:

So… Why would Q post a clip that’s so obviously fake?

A lot of anons wondered the same thing, and even took to examining the entire speech in detail, to see if the original was the one that had actually been faked.

Some anons even found digital artifacts in the clip, where it looks like Obama’s hand is missing, and took it as proof that the original had been edited – when in all likelihood, it’s probably just a digital interlacing artifact, resulting from it being loaded and reuploaded everywhere.

So why would Q post a video that’s so obviously fake?

I don’t have an answer. I’m really puzzled by this – although he has uploaded photoshopped images on at least one occasion that I can think of, off the top of my head.

And between this, and him having us ignore his instructions about the facial hair/Hussein Admin before… frankly, I wonder who’s driving the QAnon account over at the NSA these past few days, and if they’re just being sloppy.

While I have no doubt that Obama is evil and subversive, and the clip Q showed us at first is what the actual, intended meaning was to his select Cabal audience members… why try to show this with a fake clip?

Anons were soon informed of a 7 delta between this Qpost and Trump’s Father’s Day tweet.

Hard to prove a negative, Q.

Some anons figured it was something along these lines:

Kinda lame, if you ask me. Seems like a weak connection.

Then again, some people thought he was literally missing a hand, like some kind of Bond villain who forgot to bolt on their spare prosthesis in the morning.

That’s just… no. Come on, guys. It’s a digital artifact. Slow down the video from a higher-quality source. His hand is there the whole time.

No, the best answer I came across was captured in this infographic.

Full size:

No crazy decodes necessary. No ciphers. Just plain-old reading-between-the-lines.

Here’s the direct link to the video:

The Q reference lands at about 2:15, and I think the important thing to realize is… this isn’t a compliment.

SNL, though.

Wonder who they’ll send dressed up in a giant Q costume next?

Hey, how about I write a sketch for them in advance? Here, I’ll break out my screenwriting skills!


Two greasy, overweight NECKBEARDS – GARY and KEVIN, sit huddled over their computers, surrounded by empty Mountain Dew bottles (we hope), their dorito-encrusted fingers clacking away on their IBM Model M.


You should totally send that meme to Sandra.


Nah. She’s a total Stacy. And Stacies only want one thing.




They each spit over their shoulders in disgust.


You’re probably better off anyway. I hear she voted for Hillary.


Yeah, women are mostly Libtarded these days. Probably wants me, a hard-working, redblooded American, to pay for her birth control, too! Why? So she can find more Chads?

Kevin spits again as Gary takes another swig of Mountain Dew.



Gary suddenly sits up! Spits all the Mountain Dew out of his mouth!


Hey! Hey, look! It’s a new Q post!


A new Q?!

Kevin practically throws his laptop aside, to put his face right up next to Gary’s monitor.


Look! Look at this! It says… Q desperately needs our help. We have to connect to 168.1…


Hold on, hold on!

Kevin leaps back to retrieve his laptop. Starts typing FURIOUSLY!


Are you seeing this?!


Give me the next line.


Okay, you have to… Sudo -k… no, into the other directory! Go back, go back!

SPARKS start to fly out their computers.


(suddenly uncertain)

I don’t know if this is gonna work.


We have to try! Q needs us! Give me that USB cable!

Kevin tosses him the cable. Gary holds up the connector pin.

The lights on the ceiling dim, as the computers suck down more electricity.



Kevin holds up the other end, still uncertain. Then,


For QAnon.

Gary nods.


For QAnon.

They plug in the USB cable to both their machines at the same time.

LIGHTNING ARCS between the machines, blowing up the light-bulb above their heads, sending the boys reeling back in a dizzying explosion.

The room goes dark.

And then… A light.

Both Kevin and Gary look up, their eyes and glasses covered in soot.


Did we do it? Did we help Q?

Gary cleans his glasses, before putting them back on his face. His jaw drops. He hits Kevin in the arm. Kevin looks up, and his jaw drops, too.




That’s right! It’s me! Teehee!

Before them stands a beautiful Spanish woman in a blue bikini, the letter Q painted on her glistening abs.


You two brought me here with your…

(she leans in close)

Computer skills.


We-uh we-uh we-uh, we did?!


That’s right. And now, you’re going to have to help me.

Both Gary and Kevin leap to their feet! Their excitement is palpable, and they are both eager to “help” in whatever way they can.


Donal’ Trump isn’t going to be el Presidente forever, joo know. We have been going through the whole internet. Trying to find a zootable successor for him. Because who’s going to come after him when the time comes. Eric?

(Cue uproarious audience laughter).

She starts to circle around the pair, drawing a hand across their shoulders as she sizes the obese neckbeards up.


Someone who is strong. Intelligent. Witty. Capable. Someone who knows how to put Leftists in their place with a well-placed meme. Someone who…

She leans into Kevin’s ear.



…watches anime.

Kevin wiggles and jiggles as chills run down his spine.

She suddenly sweeps all the equipment, papers, and empty soda bottles off one of the desks, before sprawling seductively across the surface.


You must prove yourselves to me! Starting with… the physical test.


What?! Here?!




Who wants to go first?

Kevin glances at Gary, and Gary glances at Kevin. Like two wild hippopotamuses, the two suddenly break out into a flubbery wrestling match, each trying to reach Q, at the table before the other.

QAnon starts to get turned on by the fighting.


Yes, that’s right, you bad boys! Tell me how much you hate Hillary!





Qanon lets out a delighted laugh, and rolls around on the desk.


Who’s the worst President America’s ever had?




WRONG! It’s Johnson! He created the welfare state and the “soft bigotry of low expectations” that gave us Obama! And he killed JFK!

A mirthful laugh ERUPTS from QAnon, when suddenly, the boys hear it.


A door opens upstairs.

Their mom calls down.


Boys? Is everything alright down there?

Kevin and Gary look at each other like deer in headlights.


Whose voice is that? You better not be looking at those nudie cartoons. I’m coming down there.

As the blood drains from their faces, they both turn to Q, still laughing on the table.

They stampede over to Q, and, in an instant, SQUASH her beneath their girthy backsides.

Q’s muffled screams can’t escape from beneath the rolls of fat.

Mom flicks on the light to see the boys both sitting on the desk, arms crossed, legs folded.


Is everything alright down here?


Oh, yeah mom. Just… re-configuring some things down here. You probably heard some feedback. It gets real technical.

A burnt styrofoam panel falls from the ceiling.


(still suspicious)

Alright. Well… just clean up after yourselves.


No problem, mom!


Will do, Mrs. Jackson.

Mom marches back up the stairs. The boys wait until they hear the door shut.

The instant they hear it, they both jump to their feet.

Q now lies lifeless, on the desk before them.


Aw crap.


I think we just killed Q.


Guess we’re not gonna save America after all.



They stand there in silence for a moment.


Hey, wanna play some CS:GO?



Gary tilt’s Q’s lifeless body onto the floor and places his computer back on the desk.


Hey, uh, what about the body?


Eh, we’ll get it later.



The End, Copyright © Neon Revolt 2018.

Because F*** YOU SNL, THAT’S WHY!

I own this now! No low-hanging fruit for you, you unfunny, subhuman, propaganda machines. Your show should have been put out to pasture years ago, you Second-City-UCB gutter-runoff.

Conspiracy Theories Immediately Appear After Santa Fe School Shooting

Some inevitably claimed the Friday morning attack was a “false flag,” while others rushed to conclusions about the suspect’s motivations. SNOPES.COM

QAnon” is the main character in a far-right fantasy known as “the Storm,” a narrative that was named after an unexplained, off-the-cuff comment made by President Donald Trump in October 2017, onto which fringe trolls like Infowar’s Alex Jones immediately latched. It’s believed to be a harbinger of a coming “coup,” in which Trump would do away with the “deep state” (led, again, by that aforementioned global cabal trying to seize power and simultaneously run a pedophile ring out of a pizza shop in Washington, D.C.) Per RationalWiki:

Soros must have given his buddies at Snopes a nice cash injection, for them to have a brand new algo dedicated to attacking us.

Anyway, this is how I feel about Snopes:

Actually, to be fair, this is the updated version:

Anyway, they got Snopes and SNL here in the anti-Q camp. Real tip-of-the-spear.

This is going to be fun!

It’s gonna be a fun week.

The TLDR of this drop is that in the wake of the founder’s affair, the couple got a divorce. Legal battles ensued in the wake of their divorce for control over the company. The company is now limping along on user donations, but is editorally controlled by a Soros-backed group.

Even though they have a whole article “debunking” this claim:

FACT CHECK: Was 'BUSTED' for Our CEO's Ties to George Soros?

A meme going around is heavy on propaganda and embarrassingly light on fact. SNOPES.COM

Guys, this specific meme was incorrect, so the entire claim is false. Snopes says so.

Do you think they’ll update their article with the disclosure about the fact that Poynter is a Soros-op? I mean, Lefties are so honest and have so much integrity, so… of course they will, right?


Hey, nice! Q posted this as I’m still writing, so it’s nice to see he liked the same infographic.

No, no! Think of it!

I’m with Anon on this. I don’t understand Strzok’s angle. Presumably, Q is implying that he’ll be released after his testimony, and after Huber’s investigation is over, as will Lisa Page… but… why? How?:

It may get him a lighter sentence, sure, but… Q is saying released.

What could he possibly say that gets him exonerated/released??

Anon here attempts a line-by-line:

The only other interpretation is not that PS and LP will be released, but that their full texts/emails/info will be released. That’s probably the more likely scenario, which would be incredibly damning to The Cabal, no doubt.

But to get more specific about one particular line for a moment – I think the records will start being unsealed after the full IG report is released, and after Horowitz and Wray testify, and after Huber brings some charges to the table. Sort of a three-pronged attack, before they start unloading their bullets (the sealed indictments) into the Cabal.

Anyway, here’s the story Q linked, in which Clowns get purged from the White House.

CIA liaison is first casualty of conflict between intelligence agency and Trump

Retired marine was abruptly let go from position informing relevant White House officials about covert operations following clash with NSC official

the Guardian THE GUARDIAN

When the history of Donald Trump’s war with the US intelligence community is written, the name of the conflict’s first casualty is unlikely to be recorded, as the former marine officer is still a serving CIA official.

That marine officer was the CIA’s liaison to the White House, whose duties included bringing relevant White House officials with appropriate security clearance into the loop about covert operations.

According to current and former White House and intelligence officials, he lost a bureaucratic struggle with his nominal boss, the National Security Council’s controversial intelligence director.

Multiple former colleagues described the former CIA liaison as a consummate professional with no history of infractions. But late one afternoon in mid-March, the retired marine was abruptly informed that his services were no longer needed and he ought not to come to work the next day. Co-workers were shocked at a display that seemed designed to humiliate him.

This story, if you keep reading, mentions Ezra Cohen-Watnick – the man with “no face,” (but only because nobody really knows what he looks like).

The liaison’s removal, first reported by the Washington Post, followed a clash with Ezra Cohen-Watnick, the 30-year-old intelligence director on the NSC staff, to whom he reported.

Cohen-Watnick was a junior case officer at the Defense Intelligence Agency, where he caught the eye of Michael Flynn, the ex-DIA director and first national security adviser to Trump. When Flynn came to the White House, Cohen-Watnick was among the Flynn deputies whom career national security staff came to view as a clique – derisively known in intelligence circles as the “Flynnstones”. For their part, the so-called Flynnstones viewed the career staff as Obama loyalists, and excluded many of them from national security decision-making.

This relates back to Qdrop 1126:

In which, you’ll remember, this story is linked:

Aide Ousted From White House Re-emerges at Justice Dept.

A former National Security Council official has accepted a new post as the national security adviser to Attorney General Jeff Sessions. WWW.NYTIMES.COM

Ezra was busy busy busy purging the White House of evil influence, before he ended up at the DOJ.

And Anon had an interesting thought about all these moving parts:

And Q makes sure to outline the Alinsky-tactics of numerous times in this drop, which is good because it not only helps prepare us, the QArmy, to see through the #FakeNews stories that are on the horizon, but it also implies that QTeam is ready for whatever the Cabal is about to throw at them.

Fired White House Official Hired by DOJ at Trump’s Insistence

Ezra Cohen-Watnick was booted from the National Security Council last summer. Now he’s back in the Trump administration.


With McMaster out of the way, Trump moved to bring back Cohen-Watnick, Bloomberg reported Wednesday. Trump “personally ordered the Department of Justice to hire,” Bloomberg says, despite a general policy not to rehire people who were fired.

This order came from the tippy-top!

For the record, it’s Tashina Gauhar he’s looking for.

IG Report: FBI Lawyer #1 Tashina Gauhar and The Huma/Weiner Laptop Issues…

One of the information issues with the IG report is that it’s written entirely from an insider’s perspective.  Therefore without an understanding of how divisions within Main Justice re…


At the heart of the activity during this critical period is FBI lawyer #1 Tashina “Tash” Gauhar who was on a video conference call with the FBI New York Field Office (NYFO) as the discoveries of hundreds of thousands of Clinton emails were relayed internally to the Mid-Year-Event (MYE) team in DC on September 29th, 2016


This… is not a message for us.

This is a message for those Cabal members, lurking on the board. Remember their little lunar-based, spirit-cooking, Matriarchal, neo-Babylonian death/fertility cult? Yeah, this is addressed to them.

The next full moon falls on the 28th.

Something tells me they won’t be spirit cooking that night.

Oh, that’s a good feeling! Sometimes I forget, the Cabal is out there… watching, crying, screaming, freaking out and generally losing their minds with each subsequent Q post.

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